Friday, January 11, 2008

Back to School Jokes

Here are some school jokes. If you have any more suggestions, please feel free to add them on the comments. We could add them to Miss Twinkle magazine or Miss Twinkle website.

Thank You!



Henry: Oh please, please Mr. Windwrap! I can´t go back to my classroom. I think I´m a needle.

Doc: Hmm... I see your point.



Laura: Mr. Warthog, would you get mad at me for something that I didn´t do?

Mr.Warthog: Of course not, Laura.

Laura: Good. Because I didn´t do my homework!



Teacher: Where is your pencil, Ludlow?

Ludlow: I ain´t got none!

Teacher: Ludlow! Where is your grammar.

Ludlow: She´s at her house in Cleveland. And she ain´t got my pencil niether!




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