Here are some jokes from the book, 101 Telephone Jokes. If you have any jokes you want to share, please do on a comment and we might put it here on the Miss Twinkle website or in the magazine. Thank you.
Estelle: Hell0?
Shirley: Hello! Boy, have I got some really juicy gossip for you Laverne.
Estelle: I'm sorry, this isn't Laverne. You must have the wrong number. But anyway, what's the gossip?
Bob's phone rang in the middle of the night.
"Hello?" he said.
"Hello,"said a voice. "Is this Tommy?"
"No," said Bob. "You must have the wrong number."
"Oh, sorry," said the caller. "I hope I didn't wake you."
"Oh, that's okay," said Bob. "I had to get up anyway, to answer the phone!"
Why did Silly Sally think she was engaged?
Because her boyfriend said he'd give her a ring tonight!
Bob: Hello? I'm not interrupting your dinner, am I?
Rob: Actually, you are.
Bob: Good. Wait for me, and I'll be right over!
What did the cannibal mother say to the cannibal child when he was talking on the phone at dinnertime?
"How many times have I told you not to talk with someone in your mouth?"
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