Friday, January 11, 2008

Cool Jokes

Here are a few jokes from the book 1001 Cool Jokes. Feel free to add more jokes to the comments.



Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.



What's big, white, furry, and found in outback Australia?
A very lost polar bear.



What did one flea sayto the other?
Shall we walk or take the dog?



What's the best way to catch a rabbit?
Hide in the bushes and make a noise like lettuce.



What do you call a lady standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette!



What do you call a man with a spade?
Doug!



What do you call a man who likes to work out?
Jim!





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