Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
What's big, white, furry, and found in outback Australia?
A very lost polar bear.
What did one flea sayto the other?
Shall we walk or take the dog?
What's the best way to catch a rabbit?
Hide in the bushes and make a noise like lettuce.
What do you call a lady standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette!
What do you call a man with a spade?
Doug!
What do you call a man who likes to work out?
Jim!
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